Anti-theft lunch bag fools the playground

Two little boys running mad
Rajoy & Monti; from spendthrift fame
Both little boys thoroughly bad
The rules they break, they play a game

Onto the playground they have run
To steal the lunch off Merkel's mum
Her lunch bag in hand and off they dash
Their celebrations, prematurely rash

The bag wide open, they see the mould
Back to Merkel they must scold
The bag's disguise in mould is sham
Under the plastic is good ham

Wrapped in court for many a week
Merkel's lunch is still her own
Rajoy & Monti will you moan
Off to class they must sneak